Rogue One will be amazing, but never forget the history of Star Wars - how one man (young George Lucas) created the franchise that changed our childhood, and then another man (old fat George Lucas) took that childhood and buggered it on the big screen before selling out. Coincidence? I think NOT.

So for Christmas, enjoy this utterly random song - before we embrace a world of Star Wars every year, forever and ever until the end of time.

Illustrated, Animated, Written & Sung by Steven Seller
Music by Dan Godfrey